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Strange Job Requests

Howdy folks,
This Email came in for me to do a job. Let me have you read it and then I will post my thoughts on all this...


Hello Chris,
My name is *******. I have a very unusual request. I am looking for an
entertainer that can
impersonate a psychic. I am having trouble reuniting with the girl
that I love (it's a long story) and
she is kinda into the numerology, astrology,... the "feel" of things.
She is Chinese and I have had a
terrible time trying to learn her customs and her emotions without
screwing up first.
I don't need anything big just someone to pop out of nowhere and
pretend that they have seen her
future and it looks extremely bad if she doesn't reunite with her
soulmate (me) :).
I can pay $200 if that is OK (or please let me know). It hopefully
shouldn't take long to sit down in front of her, shake some bones, and
read some tarot cards. If you can help me out or know someone who can,
please, please let me know. We can go over the details if you can help
me. I will give you my voicemail and cell number because I don't carry
my cell much at work or school.

Thanks,




So this dude wants to hire me and lie to a girl he supposedly loves and tell her that they will live happily ever after. No wonder this girl dumped him in the 1st place. What kind of Moron does this to a girl? Lets start our relationship on the foundation of a lie. 
Advice to Moron:
Grow up and move on!!!!
2nd Just because we magicians practice the art of deceit  and illusion and yes money is a bit tight around here does not mean that we will take any gig that comes our way. We do hold on to our dignity and most of us have high standards....
3rd If you happen to find an even bigger idiot to do this for you, may love never enter they soul. 

Let this be a lesson to you all...